Pregnant Man On Oprah

In a story that seems to be begging to be the subject of an upcoming South Park, a pregnant man appeared on Oprah recently to tell the world his unusual story. Thomas Beatie, a 34 year old transsexual, appeared on the program with his wife, Nancy, to put to rest rumors that Beatie's pregnancy was a hoax. Beatie was formerly a beauty pageant queen before opting for a more penis-centric existence. Read the full story here.

Despite his fears that he and his child will be perceived as abominations to nature, Beatie decided it was best to make this story as public as possible.

"Having this baby doesn't make me any less of a man," he told Oprah. No, but it does make you more of a woman. I for one am excited at the prospect of finally seeing the events of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Junior beginning to unfold in real life, and I hope Total Recall is soon to follow.